Zen Humor

This Made Me Laugh A senior teacher at a temple is teaching the monks when an earthquake hits.  The teacher calmly gathers the panicking students and takes them to the kitchen, which is the strongest room in the building.  When the earthquake stops, the teacher has a drink and says to the class:  "Here you se the benefit of Zen training.  While you students panicked, I was able to act logically and even enjoy a glass of water afterwards." Student: "Teacher, that would be a convincing example... read more

Awesome picture and some serious zen

I saw "Transformers" last Friday. Pretty graphics, zero plot, hyperactive party-humor style. I would've loved it 1-3 yrs ago, but now it drove me MAD. Mad, I tell you! Mad! This movie -- this mere movie! -- it filled my gut with rash of shallowness. I itched for something with CONTENT. Something to sink my toothy brain into. Something to squeeze juice out of from now through the coming DAYS. Something to inspire me. NOT something to sooo remind me of my own conversational style under social anxiety...

Finally hit a 'coding peak' last night ( And I wasn't even drinking . ) after several evenings of beating my head against a problem. I really enjoy that moment when all the scales fall away and the underlying structure of the universe becomes clear... (of course, sometimes that structure is made up of tiny little image files, all alike). Guess I'll try tackling some of my other websites today... In other news, I missed out (AGAIN) on getting to the local Jeff Dunham show (despite what http://onastick...

Yeah! I'll make you English muffins that you don't like to eat 'cause I know you secretly like bagels! ... Word! I'm winning-- it rhymes with thinning ... I joined the swim team and that was great 'cause then I started swimming so I can fly through the water TOO! OH MY GOODNESS! ... I'm just like zen I don't HAVE to know and I feel it I feel it oooh I love beau sia.

Título da Fic: Zen. Anime: Harry Potter x Weiss Kreuz Casal: Harry x Draco/Aya x Omi Classificação: Crossover/ Yaoi/ Lemon/ Angust/ Sobrenatural/ Suspense. Status: Em andamento. Autora: Lady Anúbis. E-mail: lady666anubis@yahoo.com.br Beta: Yume Vy (yumevy@yahoo.com.br) e Dany (garotasdo423@hotmail.com) ooOoo ZEN Capítulo I – Quando Dois Mundos Colidem. 28 de Dezembro. 06:00 Hs. Escócia. Apartamento de Harry Potter. Harry atravessa a pequena sala ainda sonolento, é como se...