Here's a short list of people who freak me out: People who create Myspace profiles for their pets. Men who shave their arm hair. Evangelical Christians. The gun nuts in the NRA. People who are really happy, all the time. Pat Robertson. People who obsess over celebrities. Which leads me to Chris Crocker, he fucking scares the daylights outta me. Preachers who claim God speaks to them. Like as in a private conversation. “Hey, Bill.” “Jesus... read more