Obama to renew 2004 assault weapon ban. *I* voted for him. Fuck. I don't want some fully-auto Scarface M16, and I don't want some fiddly fuck little pistol, and I don't want a shotgun because I don't have a taste for pheasant. I want a semi-automatic battle rifle without a totally insane, like, drum magazine and this fucker says "no" because apparently Mexico is dictating domestic policy. I want a regular fucking SKS with a removable 10-round magazine and a thumb-enclosing sporter grip. As assault... read more