...here's your accordion/alarm clock/best friend's boyfriend/cold coffee/broken reed/orchestra director/neck cramp/dislocated appendage/dead squirrel/used sticky note/8:00 class/history term paper/internet addiction/stupid person/annoying child/inability to sleep or form coherent sentences/giggly roommate/noisy radiator/bent paperclip/hallmate who distracts you with Broadway soundtracks while you're trying to study. I plays the clarinet. *nods* read more
