"I have assembled you all here today to deliver some very somber news," Christyal deadpanned, leaning back in her chair and steepling her fingers. "I told you parents not to let you have a big, meancing looking desk," Luke sighed from behind her. "'All she's going to do with it is pretend she's a supervillian,' I told them. 'Its not going to be good for the students.'" "Shut up, Luke," Christyal whined, pouting up at him. "You never let me have any fun." "I let you have plenty of fun!" Luke cried... read more