We are cold and unamused

Weatherfox says it's 31 degrees.That is a goddamned lie. I know, because I was just stuck in it with the girls for 20 minutes, waiting for the school bus. We finally saw it, a block and a half away, stuck with three other buses behind a garbage truck making its rounds. I'd be able to laugh at it if I were in a better mood, which I'd be in had I not woken up last night in the middle -- or actually, near the beginning - of an unusually good sex dream. Dammit. read more

Earleir on, me, my mum + my dad were out for this guy's baba's christening. a few hours into the evening, my mum gets a text from my sister saying 'sean's [my brother] friend has kicked the football + has broke the satellite dish!' we all thought that the tv would be okay by the time we got home... boy were we wrong!! the downstairs tv doesn't even fucking work on ANY channel!! and MY tv [which also happens to have sky] only shows bbc related shows, itv related shows, channel 4 + 5... NOT WHAT I...

So I'm at work today and it's lunchtime and I think to myself 'I really ought to actually pay the pool guys for coming and fixing our pool' so I log into my bank account to check my funds before calling them. I open my statement and what do I find? A whole raft of transactions to what appear to be online betting shops. None of them big, but a total of £60. Rather unhappy at the development I immediately phoned the bank and it turned out that, yes, all of them were betting shops; not only that but...

Parched and unamused, Kevin Dunkelsworth rested ag—no, it wasn’t really a resting pose, as resting implies some vague form of poise, but then again the word leaned also can’t be used, as there wasn’t as much pressure against it, I guess the word to use here in this particular incidence, right here, right now at this very moment, or at least that very moment, the moment with Kevin Dunkelsworth, the moment of extreme parched unamusement, yes you know... that one, yes indeed in that case we can say...

[Unknown LJ tag] So the upshot of all the cycling last week, a teeny mini bottle of red wine and falling asleep on the couch last night? Waking up with a crippling attack of cystitis. *snarl* I've not had it for 9 years and today I cannot bloody move. It took me an hour to get myself together enough to travel the couple of hundred yards to the chemist. I'm knocking back potassium citrate (*hurls*) as if my life depended on it and things are not getting better, and I feel like someone is trying...

Whimsy (player of Yoshimi Ito and, as you can now see, Luna Lovegood) here.  Yes, so... I know the IC post with Luna wasn't necessary, but it just kind of happened.  She's wonderful like that. I'm also bringing in another OC (courtesy of Kuroi; he's from the same non-existentverse as Wyn Callahan) by the name of Caden Holloway.  He's a shapeshifter with a serious case of emo, symptoms including black-framed glasses and serious snarkage. Trust me, he's amazing. Anyway, funtimes, I already said that...