I have come to the conclusion that at one time or another, I will probably be arrested for PI. If I am, I surely hope someone is there to bail me out. And no, I know what you're thinking, I am not drunk. I really am not. Not on a school night. But I am really in need of being drunk. Something inside of me yearns to lose all my inhibitions and just sort of get ridiculous and scream and go crazy, then pass out. Something inside of me longs to be drunk, to lose all motor skills, to not be capable... read more