To interrupt the meeting but there just wasn't any meeting here. So I entered the glade and ap- proached the man hoping he could advise me on the best way out of here. Then I stopped so suddenly I almost fell on my face for this was no ordinary man. He was not standing under a chair; his top was a chair. The chair was there instead of his head. I tried to back away. But he saw me. "I told you to come to order " he snapped one of the rungs of his head making an emphatic pop as it snapped. "Uh sorry... read more