Title Up To Something 4: No Man Cries For The Dead Parrot Summary Jack get’s his budget cut, so he starts to work on the autobiography of his life. Meanwhile his team mates remain the Torchwood Petting Zoo (See Real Aliens!) and the Doctor’s Hand needs to go to semi-colon rehab. Rating PG-13 Pairing Jack/Ianto (but only after the third date and when he stops being a panda) Genre Crack. So much crack. So, so, so much crack. Warnings Slightly crazy Jack, Turtles, references to baked... read more
