Unwritten Bandslash 5 Bob Gets Knocked Up

riverlight was the only one to cast a tie-breaking vote, so it's time for Bob getting knocked up, with, let me just reiterate, SOME GROSS BIOLOGICAL DETAILS, because that is how I roll. (I mean, look, if you have enough unsuspected internal ladyparts to get accidentally pregnant through anal sex, then, logically ....) I actually told most of this in email to missmollyetc so there is ... quite a bit of it. Apologies for tenses jumping all over the place, it was ... many different... read more

So the awful thing about rounding up these stories for telling is that I was going through my email and IM chatlogs, trying to find copies of what I'd told people before to work from, and in the process I have run across A LOT of other stories I'd completely forgotten about over the last two and a half years. (For instance: [17:40] DiraSudis: I have been wanting to write an AU (OR IS IT) where Dirty and Pete met in one of Pete's Philosophy classes in college, and Dirty is actually smarter and...

At the time I posted Chimerical Romantics I noted that in addition to being mostly summarized and told rather than shown, it was not Frank and Gerard's whole saga. I already knew the rest of the arc, at that point, but writing it out in even as much detail as I did the first part would have made it ... really, really long. So here's the rest of the story, now even more abbreviated. Warning for a couple of characters being moderately villainous in ways that cohere with bandom's stereotypes of them...

I just finished this and I have to post it right this second or it will continue dragging out toward infinity. Please excuse any infelicities you run into toward the end. :) 7300-ish words. I am bad at summarizing. As best I can tell, the Bob Wakes Up with Ladyparts idea started like this, on June 28, 2007, talking to iulia about an interview with Patrick Stump: dira: Patrick: Yeah, it was...was it 'Thank You For The Venom'? Can't remember the name of it, can't remember what song I...

Somewhat belated, as I spent the last few days with iulia , watching movies and going places and spending a lot of time between doing other things repeatedly rehashing Doctor Who , but more about that later. For now, Scope note: Yuletide fics are include in the Year in Review post for the year in which they were revealed, hence this post includes the story I wrote for Yuletide 2008, revealed on January 1, 2009, and my Yuletide 2009 fic will be included in next year's post. This post...

In celebration of his 22nd birthday: The many phases of Spencer Smith bb!lesbian Spencer in all his hip-cocking and bitch!face glory. And I know some people say they can't see the hips things, but, really? It's possibly easier to tell in videos though. It has to do with his slouching posture and the way he stands with his hip cocked slightly. The one picture I have of bb!Spencer grinning. I don't know where it was, but I read somewhere...