Eric: I'm not sure I'm ready to deal with this again. Can't we find a Sue for Bill? I don't like him anyway. Godric: You can try, but I'm afraid the vast majority of the young women to be found at the Pit of Voles favor one of the two of us. Eric: You're becoming very conversant with the jargon around here. Should I worry? Godric: You have enough to worry about, as today's fic-- a choice item from the depths of Quizilla-- illustrates. Eric: It's because I'm a Viking, isn't it? Story Or... read more
