Erwin Schroedinger has gone mad, and locked me in a box :o\ In a maniacal scheme that is almost Bond-like in its level of unnecessary invention, he has updated his modus operandi and replaced the standard hydrocyanic acid with a "laser". The trigger remains an unstable isotope, whose probability of decay within the time I'm in the box is 0.5, and so from his point of view, upon re-opening the box I will either be dead or alive, but until such time I will be both. But what about me? As the... read more