Today's Wacky Library Phonecall: Me: Kingston Library, this is Sara. How may I help you? Patron: ::speaking in a slow, dreamy voice:: I'm sitting in the Bainbridge library checking my email and I have a notice that says I have two audiobooks coming due. I turned those in. Me: All right, I'll look up your record and check on those. ::pulls up the record:: Well, it does look like those are still checked out to you. Patron: I turned them in. Me: Let me go check the shelf. So I put her on hold... read more