-" "You've forgotten the toast," he says. "Bollocks. Knew I'd forgotten something." And he Summons the bread from the bin that sits under the window and puts four slices into the toaster; he sets the main dial to "Little bit toasted", the second dial to "Fry-up", and the third to "Moon in Jupiter". "I don't know why you didn't get a better toaster," he says as he picks up his fork. "Better toaster?" Sirius cries, sounding outraged. "It's a brilliant toaster. It's purple! And it has gold bits!... read more
