Ahhhh...first day in Champaign where I am not working or unpacking. I am parked on my becoming-jiggly ass at Aroma, enjoying an Au Lait the size of my head. There is a dirty hippie across from me with long, ratty hair and mandals. That's man-sandals, for the uninitiated. In my opinion, unless you are Jesus, (having long, ratty hair and a beard or draping yourself in a sheet does not count) you should not be wearing sandals. I consider myself a manivore, that's man-eater, for the uninitiated. I love... read more