Ring, ring? Doulybeen calling. "Hello, Captain." "Hello and I hope you're well. I have an odd request and hope you can help me. There is a tradition for our homeworld that involves me nailing a notice to a tree, but I do not want to do this since I know it will offend you. Is there some way that I can do something similar without harming the tree?" Ivy pauses for a moment. "It has to involve a tree or can it simply be on a billboard of sorts?" "It must be affixed to the tree and tying it won't... read more