The Unintended Cyprian OR Kiddie Porn Goes Mainstr...

I have to specify that these supposed racy photos were taken by Annie Leibovitz because I could just as easily be talking about those bra photos that were released to TMZ a few weeks ago or actually last week. Nothing like flashing your way to fame and fortune, right Ms. Hilton? Basically what this means is that if you did not know she was posing for the cover, you do now. If you never heard of her (an impressive feat that has me jealous of you), you do now. If you have sympathy for this girl... read more

Well, this part wrote itself, really. I'd intended to skip ahead to what will now become part 3, but I guess a few loose ties needed to be ended up first. Title : Unintended Summary : Basically it's AU meeting between kid!Luke & Obi-Wan. The consequences are..unexpected & unintended. ^^ Genre : General Timeframe : About ten years prior to ANH. Rating : PG Disclaimer : I don't own anything, all SW belongs to George Lucas & co. Sure there are fancier ways to say this, but it...

Title: Unintended, part three Author: boundary Rating: Hard R Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Romance Characters/Pairings: Edward/Bella Short summary: Set six months after Eclipse . Edward and Bella are married, and Bella is a new born vampire. Bella is struggling with her own demons and Edward's trying his best to tend to her. Not a happy story, but one that I hadn't seen told. Warnings: Sex, Hunting Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Edward Cullen and sadly, I do not. ...

  To: Exarchate Clergy, Faithful, and Friend From: Archbishop Chrysostomos Re.: A personal and unofficial report on the condition of Metropolitan Cyprian Evlogia Kyriou. Gospod' Blagoslovit. May God bless you.         First, I would like to thank all of you for your prayers and good thoughts during the last ten days, following Metropolitan Cyprian's massive stroke and fall.         Second, I apologize, again, for not having provided timely information, but there...

Title: Unintended Consequences Fandom: Fakenews Author: bessemerprocess Pairing: Jon/Stephen/Steve Rating: PG-13 Summary: Sometimes jokes back fire. Note: Written for fakenews_fanfic 's April Fools Open Thread Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit,...

Hey everybody! So here's the thing... I've been to a Muse concert this week (totally kick ass, btw!) and amazingly enough, it made me inspired enough to make a video again. And considering all the anticipation surrounding Breaking Dawn, I thought it's be fun to put the 2 together! One of my picks for the 'possible Twilight soundtrack Muse song' is Unintended ... gladly, there's a music video for it. So I made this little special edited movie version of it. It's not the entire song, I had to cut...