AN elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and had a set of hearing aids fitted. A month later, he went back for a check-up and the doctor said: “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” The gentleman replied: “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!” TWO gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench... read more
