So my dearest Nessie is taking a nap right now. Unfortunately, that stupid dog is with her, so I still have to keep an eye on her. Edward told me to take some time out and write a blog entry instead of always staring at his precious daughter. I know that he just wants to have the chance to stare at her, but I guess that I'll humor him. For now, anyways. I guess that I owe him some compliance since he's the father of my beautiful niece. But in all honesty, his stupid wife is pissing me off. She's... read more