The Office Quotes Part 1

Last Christmas I got The Office desk calander and it became an inside joke with my friends that I would email them the quotes for the week. Well a year later I have 356 Office quotes and I thought you may enjoy to read them as well.   : ) (For some reason it won't let me post it all at once, so I'll have to slip it into two parts.) -------------------------------------- 1 January 08 -- I was crying because it was New Year's and it started snowing at exactly midnight. (Dwight)   ... read more

Hi and welcome to anyone that is reading this! I thought I would start off my blog with some of my favourite The Office(US)quotes, because I've been obsessed with that show lately. I really don't know if anyone will actually read this, but I really just wanted somewhere to write everything and anything I want down. So, here we go... Michael: That's what she said...or he said...(S03E01) Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. (S03E20) Dwight: The Schrutes produce very...

Both me and colleague M are back at the office today, after three days (me) and a week (her) of staying at home with a cold. We're both still sniffling and sneezing, so on our desks sit a box of tissues, throat lozenges, heartburn pills, nose spray, and aspirin. We look quite a pathetic picture. However, there's nothing wrong with our sense of  humour: Colleague M * squinting, holding the screen of a mobile phone quite close to her face * : I can't read this! Me: That's because you've still got...

1 July 08 - Just tell me what the bathroom wall said...I'm not asking you to talk about what you so in there, just what's written about Michael.... All right, I'll talk. Just nod if I get it right. Was it about his butt or his wiener? (Dwight) (Spoiler Alert - Pam did it!)       31 December 08 – Unbelievable. I do the nicest things anyone has ever done for these people and they freak out…. I wanted this party to be fun. I wanted people making out in closets. I wanted lamp-shades on heads...

Last Christmas I got The Office desk calendar and it became a running joke with my friends that I'd email them the quotes for the week. Well a year later I have 356 Office quotes to share. Enjoy!! Have a Happy New Year!! : ) --------------------- The Office Calendar (Part 1) The Office Calendar (Part 2) I had to split it into two entires to fit on my journal.

I spent the first day of 2009 alone at home with a 24 hr flu, an enormous amount of self-pity, season 2 of The Office on DVD, and my laptop. The result is these 30 icons of some of my favorite Office quotes. The rest can be found below and here at my journal . Anyway, I'm going to need three copies of each of these, stapled and collated... Totally kidding... I'm gonna need four. I've never posted my icons before, so feedback would great. Happy 2009 :)