I saw him right away. I mean, who could have missed him? It wasn’t the ten gallon white cowboy hat with the fake rattlesnake rattle sticking up off the brim. It wasn’t the bushy mustache drooping off his drooping face. It wasn’t his brand spanking new black leather boots with fringe or his stiff dark blue jeans tucked inside them. It wasn’t the two little gold gun earrings stuck in his left ear. What it was that caught my eye was the stiff cheap yellow vest, like something you would get in the... read more
