The Cliches of Online Dating Games

"I'm looking for a guy who doesn't play games." Hey, yeah, I don't play games. You'll really like me. Come on, trust me! What a coincidence, I'm looking for a girl who's looking for a guy who doesn't play games! What about Scrabble? Can we play Scrabble? How about World of Warcraft? Well, I can understand that. Don't want another girlfriend in the picture. What if I just cheat, does that work? (feel free to continue in like fashion, in comments...) read more

I haven't updated this in a while. This is mainly because the process of doing so is really quite self-aggrandizing, for want of a better term. Today was a snow day. This was spectacular. It could have been mega- or even uber-spectacular, had it been any other day of the week. But no, it was a lowly Wednesday, a day on which I only have one class and am done for the day at 11:20am anyway. Still, I guess I can't really complain that much. I didn't go in to work, nor did I figure I had to, considering...

As I sit here, wondering what the fuck happened to the spiderman franchise, I search myself in hopes that Sam Raimi knows he's the Antichrist. He has to be. When the original Spiderman movie debuted in 2002, it astonished many movie goers and comic geeks alike. Being that I fit both of those categories, I jumped to see a moment of my child on the theater screen. An excellent live action, fluid motion picture for arguably one of the greatest superheros in print today, the first Spiderman film...

Honestly this is the most spontaneous thing I've ever written. And longest. >_> Forgive me if I'm brain dead. It's... a ridiculous time in the morning to be writing fanfiction. TITLE: Much Ado About 'Not Much' AUTHOR: misstress_max PAIRING: C/F & H/W RATING: PG-13 to be safe WARNING: crack! fluff! laughter! SUMMARY: Chase and Foreman realize something Very Important. DISCLAIMER: Oh geez. Not mine, bucko. AUTHOR’S NOTES: I've never written this couple before,...

Dear Lucky Boy, The first time I kissed you was six and a half months ago. It was at Homecoming, but everyone was sweaty from being in our tiny, smelly gym for two hours, which nicely balanced out anything romantic about that. My boyfriend had left early. We wouldn't break up for several more weeks, but I knew he was gay. And then there was that other girl you were holding hands with during the game, all shy and happy and unable to look away from each other... it was a lot to handle all at once...

Found online. Rather amusing. Abused Artist. Stereotypical player character in many Vampire LARPs. The character has an artistic bent and was abused in the past – typically before their Embrace (see also the Law Of Capitalization) – and now attempts to be aloof and sophisticated. Depending on the acting skill and actual sophistication of the player herself, the character will come across in varying degrees of pretentiousness. Often, you can pry out the details of their abuse through conversation...