Yesterday at dinner, my step-mom, 42, told us she has a crush on Shia LaBeouf, 22. I have spent what I am sure is an unhealthy amount of time thinking about this. I can only begin to say how much this creeps me out. What disturbs me the most is the prospect that we could both get off to Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull for such opposite reasons. WHAT. She tried to get Nolan and me to admit our "secret crushes." I stalled, trying to think of someone reasonable who was under... read more
