I'm so bad at relationships. Any kind, really. I mentioned once before, if I recall, my difficulty with the concept of acquaintanceship vs. friendship. The same grey areas and paranoias dominate pretty much every human relationship in my life. I say human, because the relationship between myself and my cat is totally set in stone. He lets me pat him once in a while, he's allowed to attack my feet on occasion without getting thrown against the wall. (Don't worry, I'd never actually throw my Zu... read more