Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts (inspired by 213 things Skippy can no longer do in the US Army .) 1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees". 2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. 3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology". 4. "I've heard every possible joke about... read more