I really need to stop reading fanficrants . I get the weirdest crackfic bunnies. pearl_gemstone wrote : Dear everyfandomthat'severdabbledwith Romeo & Juliet, WHEREFORE =/= WHERE. Which, of course, led to this. With all apologies to Shakin' Willie. Somehow, I imagine Tom Lenk playing Romeo here. Romeo and Juliet: Missing scene SCENE: Juliet's (rather dark) bedroom. JULIET Romeo, oh Romeo... um... where art thou, Romeo? ROMEO Methinks I'm nearing thee, but it is hard... read more
