The lovely jennyp5309 and I have been together seven years today, and the only thing that itches is my beard. Oh, how it itches! Yes, in the week leading up to this date in 2002, I was calling every single woman I had the number for to see if she would go to the opera. Good friend MusicalAsh and I had bought tickets together for Porgy & Bess, and she had to back out so she could take on some paying percussion gig. Yes, I called every single woman I could find the number for. And some... read more