SCREW TOILET HUMOR PART 2

HAH. I have no idea how I was able to write the SCREW logo with my right hand. XDDDDDD read more

This is one of those goofy random things that you see all over the internet.  I just found this while surfing the blog of a guy named tattooedbear .  I wasn't going to post this until I saw what the results were.  Now I have to.  Anytime the Universe sees fit to randomly create toilet humor, I must fulfill my duty and pass it on to everyone else.  So here are the instructions as I found them and followed them: Grab the nearest book. * Open the book to page 56. * Find the fifth sentence...

Earlier today I entered the dorm bathroom and sat in a stall, the person in the stall next to me was very obviously having trouble. His straining groans are so loud and comical that I am convinced he is exaggerating just to be funny. I proceed have a  very noisy, very semi-solid bowel movement lasting no less than five seconds and he says, "Wow, nice." I say, "it sounds like we both have problems." He laughs and says, "Really?" I look at the toilet paper dispenser to my left, it's empty. "Yeah...

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It always happens when people come over: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090719/ap_on_sc/us_space_shuttle_141 Yes, with a record number of people (13) at the space station, one of the toilets has broken and flooded, just like earth toilets always choose Thanksgiving or Christmas to break and flood, right as all the relatives arrive. I may be depressed and grieving, but toilet humor conquers all.

Toilet Humor Who takes pictures in bathrooms? (Not counting bathroom mirror pictures -- everybody does that these days.) Your humble photodocumentarian, that's who! (Click on thumbnails for full-size images; links open in new windows.) I just hope this wasn't made in the same plant as baby food. I was standing there debating whether this catty sign above a gas station bathroom toilet in a small town in western NY is more offensive to men or to women -- I'm thinking the former...