Things I've Learned in the Past Months that I Haven't Updated: - The Jon Stewart Show is effing hilarious. - Barack Obama had better be the next president. - Sarah Palin thinks John McCain is a maverick. - JCPenney will own my soul through my paycheck if I'm not careful. - Being a senior has its perks (like graduation), but other than that it sort of just sucks like any other year. - Like Simba was the rightful king of Pride Rock, I am the rightful Editor-in... read more