Hey look, it's omniscient third person! Wordcount: 549. DISCLAIMER: I don't own the Spanish Inquisition (bet you weren't expecting that , eh?). Untitled Prologue (working title, evidently) There is much dispute over where to start a story. Some say we should begin at the end, some in the middle, and some state they would much rather have a nice cup of tea than start a story in the first place. In any case, we shall not embroil ourselves in that discussion, and begin at the very beginning... read more