Let’s do this by subject POLY: I would like to state, for the record, that the ship is not sinking. We have hit a few bumps, contents and passengers have been jostled, but the ship is still afloat and very much intact. There is no cause to be alarmed. If there were a cause to be alarmed, then I have a stick roughly the size of Nebraska with which to deal with the motherfucker. M-O-O-N, that spells, don’t fuck with me. Or does it spell relief? Or Oscar Mayer? You know what? Spent too long on this... read more
