My beautiful fans! Woe upon me and my story, for a plague of unimaginable horrors decended upon me, leaving my beautiful, supple body sick as a dog. I could not write, I could not speak. Silenced in my prison of cold medicines. I also vomited on my copy of Alice in Wonderland... With that said, I tried for a holiday special. Alas, it was not meant to be. The holiday came and went swiftly, like a bat flying to escape the hot clutches of Hell. But, I do not like to leave the old year with unfinished... read more
