I want a dress. I do not have a dress. I have two, ankle-length black skirts. They both look nice while I'm standing still, then wrap unattractively around my legs when I walk or the wind blows. But I have no dresses. I do not like wearing dresses or skirts and do so only for funerals, or not even then if it's cold enough. I'm not about to let anyone look at my legs, which means I must have an ankle-length dress, and those are typically grandma dresses or evening wear. Dressese are cumbersome,... read more
