Dear 2009, Hell has come High water has come Death, destruction, and the end of the world And yet, I remain standing. I am going to cook those fucking turduckens. Yeah, TurduckenS PLURAL! Nothing can stop this now. I will keep calm and I will carry on. I've dealt with pretty much everything within your borders Dying relatives, new kittens, flooded houses, and more bullshit than I care to relate. The Sick, The Elderly, the stupid and the strong The good, the bad, the ugly and the adorable... read more
