The Ankh-Morpork League of Temperance was based in what was probably once a not particularly appealing but nevertheless comfortably large building. Now it bore lavish decoration somewhere between the height of gothic décor and a cheap hotel, the sad product of a traditionalist Überwaldean vampire mind trying to be Human, for the given value of “Human” being “Petrifyingly Garish, Mind-Numbingly Tasteless and Overall Pointlessly Fluffy”. It was like an inside-out Hogswatch tree, and the chromic clashing... read more
