A few months ago I, in a moment of inspired boredom, created two profiles on the same adult chat site---one as my charming and handsome self, and one as a sexually-frustrated housewife named Michelle. My real profile tells it like it is: my photo, my stats, and a few lines about me and the qualities I admire in a man. To date, this profile has been viewed a total of twelve times and has garnered no replies. The other profile says almost nothing: no photo, no stats, only the mildly-overheated... read more
