I'm a boatload of fail today. I was cutting open a bag of pickles at work today and I cut my left index finger...took a good layer of skin off. Blehhh. It was bleeding profusely for a while but I'm good now. The kicker -- I didn't even open the bag! I felt like a moron. So anyways onto non-idiotic moves - my brother's car is kaput so he's using my car for tonight. The good thing about this is that he said he'd clean my car for me. w00t! I'll take it! Also he does also owe me because I'm picking up... read more