Jewish puns: Jewbilation (n.) Pride in finding out that one's favorite celebrity is Jewish. > > Torahfied (n.) Inability to remember one's lines when called to read from the Torah at one's Bar or Bat Mitzvah. (OR from the Hagadah at Passover) > > Santa-shmanta (n.) The explanation Jewish children get for why they celebrate Hanukkah while the rest of the neighbors celebrate Christmas. > > Matzilation (v.) Smashing a piece of matzo to bits while trying to butter it. > > Bubbegum (n.) Candy one's mother... read more
