TRUE FACTS 01: SOM : /trying to start argument over holiday lights Self : /not engaging SOM : Well, I am not going to have a fight with a fourteen-year-old !! Self : I am twenty. SOM : Chels & Self : ..lolage. 02: Self : NEVA GONNA GIVE Y-- Deer : /LEAPS FROM THE WILDERNESS IN FRONT OF VEHICLE Self : JESUS BRAKE Self : Deer : /gallops back into the foliage Self : Are you.. Five minutes later. Self : Are you fucking kidding me. A deer tried to suicide and blame it on me. read more
