"No, don't do star jumps! Star jumps solve nothing, they just make you look silly!" "Beer? Beer isn't on a scale of one to ten...it doesn't go 'one, two, three, four, beer'..." "But I'm not a nazi...why does nobody believe me when I say I'm not a nazi?" Gods, I love my drunken flatmates. Also, I have hidden my rum because my mum's coming to visit tomorrow. It's in the back of my cupboard, behind my wok and covered in a teatowel :D read more
