Crotch Returns in Slinky, Undercover Blind Vice! Darlings, we were going to give you a New Moon Vice update, but for all of you who are so sick of vampires you could cry blood, we'll reward you by bringing back an oldie but yummy goodie. Remember Crotch Uh-Lastic , the hunky, rising male star who would hire men to come back to his Hills pad, dress up in some swim trunks and get the naughty party started? We can't believe it's almost been two years, but Crotch has officially risen... read more
