( Chapter 2 – Open Book ) Chapter 3 – Phenomenon Where were we? Oh, yes—last chapter, Wardo decided to come back to Forks, both despite and because of Bella Beggin’ Strips, and we the audience were nauseated by his already growing obsession after one stilted, stupid conversation during which he declares her a Unique and Special Snowflake. Oh, and he’s an asshole. Moving on? We open with Wardo and Carlisle out hunting—ostensibly to fill Wardo up with blood to help him ward off Bella’s... read more
