"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here this day to join these beetles in holy matrimony", droned the preacher as he licked his antennae. The chapel was packed, although moreso on Betsy's side than Feloni's. Betsy was from a long-line of prolific boll weevils from Alabama, and generations had gathered for her big send-off. Feloni's relatives, however, were jaded from her series of almost-weddings that were cancelled at the last minute, and the only folks on her side who attended were her parents and... read more
