... Luke. C's DVD. Marry me. Right now. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I AM ON MY KNEES HERE. As if it weren't enough that I came as close as I have ever come to DYING OF COMPLETE AND UNBRIDLED LAUGHTER during his 'Luke. C's Diner's Camp' bit (where he EXERCISED his way through a supermarket and cooking barbecue, LADLED WITH HORRIBLE AWFUL HILARIOUS ENGLISH and his heavily accented Japanese), but... His one night dream theater? It's from West Side Story. NO SERIOUSLY. IT IS. FROM WEST SIDE STORY. It smacks... read more