...and there my muse goes again. Where the hell did this come from? Title: Everybody Knows Men Never Ask Directions Author: Beer Good ( beer_good_foamy ) Rating: PG Word Count: 100 Fandom: Lord of the Rings Everybody Knows Men Never Ask Directions "You have my sword," Aragorn announced. "And you have my bow..." "...and my axe." The elf and the dwarf, united after centuries of mistrust. "And my typewriter." The white-haired old woman was the last to join. "Ten companions... read more