So my frnd iz all like, "writin! essperiense, fr realz, u want?" n i'z like, "hmm what u meanz?" n he'z like, "all teh ppls up in mah base, we needz sum writin'." n i'z like, "i can haz gud grammer. i needz sum essperiense. yah i can du ur writin." n he sez, "kk, i be tellin teh ceilin' cat here." some dayz go bye an' he's like, "kk, he be sayin, 'u be comin' 2 r officez, we be meetin thursday,'" n i sez, 'sure i be meetin' on thursday." but on teh insidez i'z like, "omgwtfbbq!!1!!!11! i has no resumez... read more
