I neglected to mention the funny from when my grandfather visited. He stayed for a couple hours and did much of the talking--which at one point turned to our "fondling fathers." Uh, what? And he's not even Catholic. Then today my mother calls and says she's going to be working late--she literally just walked in the door--but she can't talk long because she's in the bathroom and she's "gotta go--in more ways than one." Um, thanks. Not to leave my own father out, we saw a teaser on the news about... read more