Lets see how many people i can piss off with one little...

or lets not. anyway, went to fire party tonight. was fun. thank you for having me. had one black spotted cow, ale drink...ah...finnally a drink that i can become an alcholhic on...i am close to evolving to my ultimite state, just like say a caterpiller becoming a butterfly or perhaps Goku evolving into first sj1, then 2, etc...until he reached sj4!....i shall now evolve to drunken white trash person, like pretty much everyone else in this little corner of the world, because its the cool thinkg to... read more

piss, v. & n. [pis, pĭs] -Another, rather more vulgar, way to say 'urinate,' piss has been around in one form or another for quite some time. It was first introduced to Middle English around the turn of the 14th century C.E. as the verb pissen , with noun form pisse appearing less than a century later. Pissen was a borrowing from Old French pissier 'to urinate,' taken from Vulgar Latin pissiare 'to urinate.' The Latin verb was created as an imitation of the sound that is made when one...

What the hell? There's this one girl on my floor/in my building (although more probably the former than latter) who seriously doesn't know how to take a piss. I understand that our bathrooms are technically public and there's this uncertainty of how hygienic everything is in there, but she seriously shouldn't have to treat it like a public bathroom and trash it. It's not open to EVERYBODY, just people who live in the freaking building, and more specifically, floor, and even more specifically, just...

Dear Mr. Long, You are a piss stain. You are a blabbering fat pile of shit, and I hate you. I hate you to the point where if you died right now, I wouldn't give 2 cents worth of piss about it. You need to learn how to grow the fuck up. Stop bagging on me. There's got to be something personal here. I don't do one fucking "horrible, bad attitude" thing in your shitty fuckhole of a classroom. You're either jealous of my drawing skills, or you hate the way I dress. Well guess what, dickweed? I don't...

Well, I know I have been too long. Sorry about that. I feel bad that all of you out there have been waiting for more great stories and I have let you down. Please forgive. Work and so forth have kept me so busy that I have not had the time to post. I have had a few accidents though. Nothing can stop me from that. So here a couple of stories to occupy your time and hopefully inspire your wetness. I went shopping with a friend a few weeks ago in a larger city about 150 miles away from here. We had...

So yeah, fucking shit piss. I decided im basically just gonna fill out my life on this for fun so i can laugh at myself in 6 months. Today i had physics which i fucking owned, obviously. Probably gonna fail anyhow. Woot study leave starts tomorrow, WINNERRRRRRR.