cutecrazyice inspired me to write this one down. I sometimes wear glasses because the vision in my left eye is screwy. It fluctuates sometimes. When I was about 3 or 4 years old, I loved to slide down banisters. One time I went too fast and flew off the end. I bashed my left eye on the end of the railing and broke some bones around that eye. One of the bones healed funny. Now I have this gross-out party trick where if you put your finger under my left eye, you can feel a sharp, pointy... read more