I decided to try to write a joke something along the lines of the DC Joker's sense of humor. Nothing racially or sexually offensive, but not a nice joke. A man wakes up in the morning, next to his dead wife's corpse. He checks on his kids in their beds; both dead, dried out now, smelling faintly of old bread, then goes outside to get the paper. He steps over the half-eaten skeleton of his dog, reaches into the driver's side window of the rusted SUV, past the gunshot-shattered skull of the paperboy... read more
